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by **Paul** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 6:49 am

Mca19670
297 Posts

Mon, Mar 13 2017 5:16 PM

THE WEEK THAT WAS BULLETIN No2

Welcome to the 2nd VOTSCC weekly bulletin. Thanks for the positive response for last weeks bulletin. Heres hoping we get the same response for this one. Please feel free to reply or answer to the poll, quizzes etc and any ideas you may have.

This week saw the club participate in another clash battling it out for 4 leaf clover (not shamrocks as the WGT would have you believe) tee boxes and flags. With 15 members taking part the club finished in 58th position. Though not as high as the previous clash still a great achievement for a small club like ours. Well done those that took part.

Mgrozas Slam Dunk at St.Andys tournament, the 1 that runs along with this bulletin was won by Dschom5 with 22 members taking part which is a brilliant turnout. Congratulations Turd on a fine win.

INS AND OUTS--No outs this week but 2 ins. We welcome Cthamos71 to the club and an even bigger welcome back to Kotyskelly. Hopefully the powers that be will now leave her alone so she can get back up to where she belongs.

ACHIEVEMENTS--Kotyskelly moved up to Pro Tier and Textor moved up to Master Tier.

ROUND OF THE WEEK--This has got to go to Micamills. Shooting a 26 at Do Beths Front Then Do Her Back is no mean feat.

SHOTS OF THE WEEK--Textor-45yds at Kiawah/ Donnymac3-55yds at Pinehurst/ Azdewars-41yds at Merion/Kotyskelly-60yds at BOFH/ Dschom5-108yds at BOFH and 42yds at Bethpage/ CoryGRobinson-120yds Bethpage, 156yds-Oakmont and 43yds Merion. However shot of the week goes to Jcm51's hole in one at the 8th at St.Andys. you can view the replay below.
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MEMBER V MEMBER--Kotyskelly defeated Pdb1 in 9 and 18 hole matchplay games. CoryGRobinson defeated Mca19670 in a 9 hole stroke play game. Need more of these games among members folks so get challenging whenever you see someone free. And again. mobile players, if you do play against another member, let me know because it doesn't come up on the news feed. Or just post it in the forum.

As unlikely as a hole in one is on a par 3, imagine one on a par 5. This highly unusual shot, informally known as a Condor, has only been verified 5 times.

Golf and sex are about the only things that you can enjoy without being good at it. Jimmy DeMaret.

MCA19670 QUEST FOR A HOLE IN ONE--5 WORD REPORT.
Are You Having A Laugh

JIMS JOKE OF THE WEEK.
5 out of 6 people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

AND ONE FOR THE LADIES.
Q. Whats the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball.
A. A man will actually look for a golf ball.

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY.
1986. Thomas Hamilton a lone gunman carrying 4 handguns walked into Dunbane Primary School and killed 16 children aged 5/6 and their teacher before turning gun on himself.

SPONSORED BY DONOTGOOGLEIT.COM.

1.RULES OF GOLF--True or False--It is ok for a player to stick a lump of lead tape on her driver, for the purpose of adjusting its weight before starting her round.

2.HISTORY OF GOLF--In 1967 which golfer made the 1st televised hole in one.

3.WHO AM I--I was born in 1969. I have won 2 majors and 3 European Tour wins. I am known affectionately as "El Pato".

POLL--If you are 3 shots under par on 1 hole you have just had an Albatross and not a Double Eagle.
Maybes aye or Maybes Naw.

Last weeks poll. Is Chambers Bay fun to play. 5 Maybes Aye to 1 Maybes Naw. Lets get some more Ayes and Naws for this weeks poll folks.

Textor asked if we could play a bit of Van Morrison for this weeks music video. Hopefully this week it will work.

Lets get some more requests in for this please or ill just need to keep playing my stuff and you might not want that. Lol.

REFRESHMENT OF THE WEEK.
Drinks are on Jtcooki this week. He fancied a Kronenborg Blanc at the 19th.A wheat ale 5% vol brewed in France. it uses an old Belgian wit beer recipe and adds citrus, giving it a fresh fruity flavour. Cheers Jeff.

That's me for another week. Off to set up this weeks tournament so ill leave it to Hamish McTavish to tell you the name of the tournament and its conditions.

BULLETIN 2 It2019s-all-about-the-tartan_zpsu62qzywh

Right you lot. The tourneys called JCM51's HIO AT ST.ANDYS. Itll be a braw day wae easy peasy tees and nae wind but the greens are gonna be as quick as a rat up ma kilt. Toodle oo the noo.

The week that was bulletin 1
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by **Paul** Tue 14 Mar 2017, 6:50 am

jcm51
175 Posts Mon, Mar 13 2017 5:44 PM

Love it,,,,Great read once again... to prove it.. The Rule's ... using lead tape on any club is against the rules of golf. Your club can not be altered to give yourself a advantage.
The Ladies joke was cute.. Jim's Joke was ok...lol and My drink is Rum,,,, Moonshine... some legal moonshine, such as sweet tea or Cat daddy's moonshine... or plenty of coffee.
JCM.. John
I didn't share my HIO cause I broke my arm for patting myself on the back for the 6th 1...lol.
Mca19670
297 Posts Mon, Mar 13 2017 5:49 PM

Thanks John. Your drink is noted. What about the poll though. This is one question that I would like to see the outcome of. Could be a bit of debate about the tape on the club also but I'm not telling you why just yet. Congrats on the HIO. Was a fine shot. I'm still looking for my 1st hence the reason I've got a weekly report in the bulletin. Lol
Mca19670
297 Posts Mon, Mar 13 2017 5:51 PM

I'm a MAYBES AYE for the poll question by the way.
jcm51
175 Posts Mon, Mar 13 2017 6:03 PM
Mca19670:

I'm a MAYBES AYE for the poll question by the way.
I would say Naw...lol.. Only because you didn't say if you scored a 1 on a hole.And if you scored a 2 on a par 5..it's a albatross.... just saying this cause I just feel like being a AHole...lol,, j/k brother

Mca19670
297 Posts Mon, Mar 13 2017 6:31 PM

Yeah that's what I meant. You either call it an albatross or some call it a double eagle. You just said its an albatross so that takes you over to the AYES, lol
pdb1
14,062 Posts Tue, Mar 14 2017 7:03 AM

You now can see the procedure . Bulletin 2 is right up front . Bulletin 1 is just 1 click away in COMMONLY USED OR INTERESTING POSTS .
And so on . That is part of the clutter free effort that so many asked for .
pdb1
14,062 Posts Tue, Mar 14 2017 7:22 AM

Mca19670:
Mgrozas Slam Dunk at St.Andys tournament, the 1 that runs along with this bulletin was won by Dschom5 with 22 members taking part which is a brilliant turnout.

Well done Dan Trophy on its way
Mca19670:
2 ins

Mca19670:
Cthamos7,Kotyskelly.

Cheers
Mca19670:
ROUND OF THE WEEK--This has got to go to Micamills. Shooting a 26 at Do Beths Front Then Do Her Back is no mean feat.

Well done Mike . I gotta mention in my effort to come back . I shot a personal best of 27 on the back 9
Mca19670:

Q. Whats the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball.
A. A man will actually look for a golf ball.
True that

Mca19670:
3.WHO AM I--I was born in 1969. I have won 2 majors and 3 European Tour wins. I am known affectionately as "El Pato".

Ángel Cabrera
Mca19670:
POLL--If you are 3 shots under par on 1 hole you have just had an Albatross and not a Double Eagle. Maybes aye or Maybes Naw.

Same thing
Mca19670:
Lets get some more requests in for this please or ill just need to keep playing my stuff and you might not want that. Lol.

Here is a list with some of everyones favorites .
HEY JOE

Another GR8 job on bulletin 2 Martin . Very excited about this feature .