THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL

by **Paul** Sun 11 Dec 2022, 12:11 pm

WGT Enquirer Special Report!

andyson
6,415 Posts

Fri, Feb 25 2011 12:04 PM

I'm glad he didn't jump!
AvatarLee
1,644 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 12:06 PM
First in line for my copy!!! LMAO
YankeeJim
25,827 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 12:22 PM
LMAO. I guess she said "NO" to the proposal. :-D
MioKontic
4,159 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 12:27 PM
Should the insert in the bottom left corner lead us to assume he has been 'put' somewhere safe where he can be no harm to himself or anyone else?
And do they have internet access at this 'institution' cos we sure want to still see him on the fairways?
Don't worry SM we're all behind you. (But not behind you on that there platform you understand; we're not that crazy!).
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 12:33 PM
You are hereby re-named AndyAWEson

Lizzie xx
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 12:37 PM
I hereby propose that you be officially re-named ANDY-AWE-SON

Seconder please..

Lizzie xx
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 12:37 PM
Jeez,que pasa?
AvatarLee
1,644 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 12:52 PM
I'll second it for sure! It's the least I could do after reading the harrowing story of his nightmare on The Black! To be able to recover from that shock is, in a word, Andy-Awe-Son!!
b0geybuster
2,574 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 1:19 PM
Too much. This stuff is great! Glad your not leaving Lizzie.
Cheers,
b0gey
StrangeMagic
1,304 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 2:10 PM
Ya dad burn young whipper snappers how in tarnation ya spect me ta keep agoin without my Lizzie ?
I dun got all dressed up to go a courtin and I was afeered she was gonna light out!

Lizzie we may not be gettin hitched but I see no reason why we can't fool around!

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LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts

Fri, Feb 25 2011 3:11 PM

You can be the round one,and I will be your fool
you can be the sergeant,I will sketch the chart
you can choose a destiny,I will give it heart
you can say ready set!,I will happy start
you can make a work box,I will use the tools
because;
Trendy togs tattered troos trusty tainted titfer,
makes no odd to me,for that is just the dressing
when deep within behind your eyes,there friend lies the blessing
we can walk or run so far,dust kicked up at lucifer
on and ever on,the fool and friend who's round
friendship looped with fancy remains a friendship bound
Although;
Drowsey dippy darling daughter dreads deliscious dish
and on fridays every week all I eat is fish
I can't run without I win,whatever race Im in
madness creeps upon my soul,every lunar bright
that my liege is when I really should,be kept in at night
I have wanders easy start can't guess where it ends
but fierce and loyal ever true,I defend my friends
I speak out what I feel,sometimes to my cost
betray me not for verily,my glare is sure to frost
you may need a helper,pin me to the ground
for rile me bad and in me justice hammer pounds
Yet;
There is sweetness twixt the twain,like sugar to a bun
but only if and only when you smile despite your fears
and hold me close with nothing said,when my face bears tears
and closer nothing gets,when we are baked in sun
tho' rain and drear too has a place for I love both as much
so fool and round all you care,just take me as above and such

Lizzie xx
JuanMendoza
466 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 3:31 PM
There was a young man from Calcutta,
tried to write a rude word on a shutter,
He had got to C U,
when a pious Hindu,
knocked him *** over tit in the gutter.
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 3:44 PM
As epics go...That I like** :-)

Lizzie xx
Boomerboy44
1,513 Posts Fri, Feb 25 2011 4:06 PM
ANDY.. ANDY He's our man if he can't do it...Yancyman can !!! LMAO....
andyson
6,415 Posts Sat, Feb 26 2011 4:45 AM

LizzieRossetti:

Trendy togs tattered troos trusty tainted titfer,
......
Drowsey dippy darling daughter dreads deliscious dish
and on fridays every week all I eat is fish

Brilliant!
Without Lizzie, reading the forum would be eating pancakes without the syrup or waffles without the whipped cream and strawberries.
Andy
StrangeMagic
1,304 Posts Sat, Feb 26 2011 8:47 AM
Or like eating Haggis without being blind drunk.
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Sat, Feb 26 2011 1:37 PM
Haggis.The meal that bites back.

Lizzie yum yumm
MioKontic
4,159 Posts Sat, Feb 26 2011 3:18 PM

LizzieRossetti:
Lizzie yum yumm

That's exactly what SM was thinking.