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andyson
6,415 Posts

Tue, Nov 22 2011 11:10 AM

My wife just got this in an email............

With the biggest shopping day of the year just around the corner, the WGT National Enquirer staff has scoured the local toy stores to make it easier to shop for your WGT addicted loved ones. After days and weeks of hair pulling and heart wrenching decision making, here are the top 10 WGT-related toys to gift.

#10 Mr. Potato Head - WGT Edition

Our own loveable WGTIcon comes to life as Mr. Potato Head in this special WGT edition of a classic for all ages!!
#9 Red Rider BolloxinBruges BB Gun

One of the all-time greatest young boy's Christmas gifts is a Red Ryder BB gun! The new BolloxinBruges Special edition will teach your youngster to be a straight shooter just like Bollie!
#8 Dr. Jedi's Medical Kit

The perfect role model for your children, Dr. Jedi has helped thousands with their problems on wgt.com. What better way to teach your kids how to give a shot?
#7 Tickle Me Esssy
This WGT Special Edition features lots of lols lol, Tickle his ribs and he'll say the most amazing things only he can understand! lol
#6 MrWGT's Monopoly

Be an entrepreneur like MrWGT! Play the new (coming soon) Monopoly Challenge on wgt.com using your credits not Monopoly money. Of course, WGT gets a 20% rake on all credit transactions.
#5 YANCYCAN'S WHAC-A-MOLE!

Bop them moles!! Help our good friend and fellow WGTer Yancy clear those pesky moles out of his Par 2 & 1/2 golf course with this WGT Special Edition Whac-A-Mole game!
#4 LizzieRossetti's Silly Putting Ball

Great stocking stuffers!! If you've seen Lizzie putt you know how hysterical it can be (it isn't her fault)! Now you can "Putt Like Lizzie" with this goofy ball made from the amazing world renown substance known to everyone as Silly Putty.
#3 Gift Certificates to WGT's New Driving Range

Gift certificates for a bucket of balls at the new WGT Driving range (coming soon in December, 2018!) are a welcome gift for any WGTer! Watch them practice hitting balls into Lake Tibbets and hear the squeals of laughter that it wasn't their own Callaway. (Add the YankeeJim blindfold from the WGT pro shop and they can learn how to hit by feel!)
#2 Plush Toy renniw52

We've all played with Ren on wgt.com, now we can play with him at home! This 8" tall squirrel plush toy is handcrafted by artisans and has amazing attention to detail. Nuts are included.
And the Number One WGT National Enquirer recommended gift is!!
#1 WGT Transformers - Legend to Master

Our most popular game. Use your Legend skills from the Master tees in WGT.com challenge and ready go competitions and amass millions in credits. Up to 10 accounts are available. Also available in Legend to Pro and Legend to Tour Pro.
Happy shopping everyone!
opyeuclid
6,660 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 11:19 AM
I have been a good boy this year ,, I want them ALL
duffer66
700 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 11:21 AM
LMAO Andy, great edition, maybe the best yet.
MioKontic
4,152 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 11:41 AM
I smashed my piggy bank in which I've been saving for the last 15 years and have £7.93 exactly. Hope that will be enough for all these great treats.
[Running through front door and shouting back towards microphone] I'M OFF OUT TO GET THOSE BABIES BEFORE THEY ALL GET SNAPPED UP.
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tiffer67
1,764 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 12:03 PM
Andyson you are a living genius, endless quality, fantastic....
hpurey
11,505 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 12:19 PM
Great post, yet again Andy....very funny stuff.....
Found this on the world wide webby thing, couldn't not share it. It's a gift for Multi accounters.........If you want to have more than one account then everything in the proshop costs double, and you must use the required credit card for the purchase.......
SgtDoodles
3,112 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 12:21 PM
ROFL!! Another Classic andyson ;-)
renniw52
5,385 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 12:24 PM
Wow my friend, awesome is an under statement. What a wish list. I relent all profits from the renniw52 plush toy to future Andyson posts. You made my day. Hope you and yours, as well as all WGT members have a very safe, and enjoyable Holiday season.
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 2:09 PM
I remain undecided who I should thank most, Andyson, or the kind anonymous donor who bought all of these items for me already in exchange for just one or two pictures taken whilst I was working through University and needed the money. Many thanks Chad, I love them all.

Lizzie xx
renniw52
5,385 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 2:20 PM
Pictures?????

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PRIESTESS
10,558 Posts

Tue, Nov 22 2011 2:36 PM

Very cool Andy as usual.
gsoup
2,929 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 3:27 PM

renniw52:
Pictures?????

yeah what he said

on a lighter note, good one Andy!!
even remembered to swallow and put down the Pepsi can
before i look a looksie
Greg
YancyCan
3,023 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 9:45 PM

Nice work. As always.
Is my subscription on the auto-renew and whatnots?
THX
My name is Yancy
birdwell
561 Posts Tue, Nov 22 2011 9:58 PM
Brilliant!
Lashe
824 Posts Wed, Nov 23 2011 9:32 AM
Brilliant as always Andy! lol Now I actually want to go shopping this year. :-)
andyson
6,415 Posts Wed, Nov 23 2011 3:51 PM
This Chad fella Lizzie? Do we all know him?
Cuz I saw this ad today....
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MioKontic
4,152 Posts Thu, Nov 24 2011 2:59 PM

andyson:
This Chad fella Lizzie? Do we all know him?

Well, I ain't gonna be the one to tell, but when StrangeMagic comes back he's gonna be real mad that someone has stolen his Lizzie. A man turns his head and some guy named Chad pulls a nelson on him! I mean, he's only been gone a few months, no time at all really.
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Thu, Nov 24 2011 5:40 PM
He is in my cellar. Tell no one.
MioKontic
4,152 Posts Thu, Nov 24 2011 7:22 PM

LizzieRossetti:

He is in my cellar. Tell no one.
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Mum's the word.
I bet he's all tied up too, and dressed in... ah, forget it!
Speaking of SM, when's he gonna be back? I'm missing my daily ration of beans like only he knows how to cook 'em. Burnt mostly, but food nonetheless. Sort of.
gsoup
2,929 Posts Thu, Nov 24 2011 8:56 PM
MioKontic:
like only he knows how to cook 'em
they are flavored by the southbound end of a north bound mule, hes held me to secrecy but I just had to tell someone. being hes not here and such

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MioKontic
4,152 Posts

Fri, Nov 25 2011 2:41 AM

gsoup:
they are flavored by the southbound end of a north bound mule

Maybe that explains this sign I saw whilst travelling through the desert a while back...
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But, I can assure you G that my plate of beans was always kosher. Just sayin'.
SGTBilko
1,686 Posts Fri, Nov 25 2011 4:02 AM

THANKS ALOT! Now I have to clean the coffee off my laptop screen for the 2nd time this week! LMAO
#2 Plush Toy renniw52

We've all played with Ren on wgt.com, now we can play with him at home! This 8" tall squirrel plush toy is handcrafted by artisans and has amazing attention to detail. Nuts are included.
And the Number One WGT National Enquirer recommended gift is!!
gsoup
2,929 Posts Fri, Nov 25 2011 4:36 PM

shoop:
Cellar?

thats that room they have under some peoples house, in the old day they used it to store canned food
IvaThongon
932 Posts Mon, Nov 28 2011 8:44 PM
Stellar work as always andyson! I've had a trying couple weeks, the smile is very appreciated!
navigater
1,319 Posts Mon, Nov 28 2011 9:02 PM

gsoup:

renniw52:
Pictures?????

yeah what he said

pictures
hpurey
11,505 Posts Thu, Feb 16 2012 10:12 AM
Hey,

When is the next issue coming out?
drmoose
3,507 Posts Thu, Feb 16 2012 10:41 AM
Don't know how I missed this the first go 'round, absolute genius andyson, Thx for bringin' it back up hpurey.
Doc
sixkiller
1,147 Posts Thu, Feb 16 2012 10:52 AM
Yeah Andy, I some how missed the beginning of this post, great fun!
SgtDoodles
3,112 Posts Thu, Feb 16 2012 10:59 AM
Folks that are new to this... CLICK HERE and be prepared to rofl!

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hpurey
11,505 Posts

Thu, Feb 16 2012 11:03 AM

drmoose:
Thx for bringin' it back up hpurey.

Can't take all the credit for it...... Sgtdoodles brought it up in a conversation and I decided to bump it, you should thank him too. ;-)
drmoose
3,507 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 4:19 AM
Many thanks SgtDoodles for posting those links , I'm sure they will prove invaluable in my research of the Dub-G-T.
Doc
drmoose
3,507 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 8:33 AM
A simple on-line golf game, or mass conspiracy ?
I've found a counter culture here on good ol' Dub-G-T
It seems there's much more to this game than most folks would suspect
Which I'll attempt to translate from a poet's dialect
My 1st encounter "Yancy" really kinda set the tone
As "whackjobs" it's quite nice to know that you are not alone
Next up, the "squirrelly" nature of my meter made me post
which drew a chap named "renni" out ( with those I too would boast !)
"hpurey" and "SargeDoodles" fueled a most "Enquiring" mind
with "MioKontic" screen shots and "Rossetti" phones I find
that further research indicates "StrangeMagic" working here
which "andyson" then documents... true genius! Am I clear ?
But I've just scratched the surface, there's more research I must do
and hey folks did I mention that they play golf on here too?
andyson
6,415 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 9:17 AM
Thank you all for the kind words. I'm glad you liked it!

hpurey:

Can't take all the credit for it...... Sgtdoodles brought it up in a conversation and I decided to bump it, you should thank him too. ;-)

I've heard Sgtdoodles is disappointed his toy didn't make the top 10 list so he keeps bringing it up in conversations.......

I've also heard it was recalled by the manufacturer. Any ideas as to why?
StrangeMagic
1,304 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 9:50 AM

MioKontic:
I'm missing my daily ration of beans like only he knows how to cook 'em. Burnt mostly, but food nonetheless. Sort of.

Beans is ready !! Come and git em !!

SM
StrangeMagic
1,304 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 9:54 AM

andyson:

Thank you all for the kind words. I'm glad you liked it!

hpurey:

Can't take all the credit for it...... Sgtdoodles brought it up in a conversation and I decided to bump it, you should thank him too. ;-)

I've heard Sgtdoodles is disappointed his toy didn't make the top 10 list so he keeps bringing it up in conversations.......

I've also heard it was recalled by the manufacturer. Any ideas as to why?

You wind it up and.......
***And it makes a remark so sarcastic that you smack it in the mouth, breaking it...too many recalls for loose heads?
***It acts like it likes you and then, bites the $hit out of you for no reason at all!
***Or it causes a Tourette's type response like this from a previous forum post:

Dear,
or whatever your name is:
The CMCC (Common Man Country Club) is a rough bunch of dudes, we chew tobacco, smoke, drink, spit, cuss and whatnots.
We have asked the Common Man Tac Team to surveil you UFN.
Have a nice day Sgt. Doody
sixkiller
1,147 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 9:57 AM

andyson:
I've also heard it was recalled by the manufacturer. Any ideas as to why?

IT kept peeing on the keyboard!
MioKontic
4,152 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 10:19 AM
andyson:
Is it a SGTPOODLES wind-up dog, or a "wind up SGTPOODLES" dog?
Just askin

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drmoose
3,507 Posts

Fri, Feb 17 2012 10:41 AM

andyson:
I've also heard it was recalled by the manufacturer. Any ideas as to why?

Little too much "leg hound" in 'im?
Doc
andyson
6,415 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 11:59 AM
I thought I might add the Number 1 WGT related product in the non-toy category is
robdelahunty
670 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 12:17 PM

hpurey:
Sgtdoodles brought it up in a conversation and i decided to bump it, you should thank him too. ;-)

ty Doody
frappefort
3,994 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 1:40 PM
ilmao verry good, andyson...it is guaranteed to be better than my english ty vm >)
drmoose
3,507 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 2:16 PM
Ahhhhhh... andyson, I have heard of these Frappefortian fragrances of which you speak ( medicinally speaking , of course ). However, further research may be indicated.
Doc
frappefort
3,994 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 2:53 PM
LOL drmoose ,,,,,,,, (Frappefortian fragrance) good 0ne should be in a Dictionary .......under new product ,,,
Jerm65
1,413 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 3:12 PM
I've heard it works wonders on glaucoma.
So on the off-chance that a fella may be at risk for developing glaucoma later in life....I'd highly recommend some preventative medication.
One can never be TOO careful! ;-)
renniw52
5,385 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 3:21 PM
Ahhh Hahh, fragrance by Francois. I heard those candles won't cure the yipps, but you won't give a $hit either way. As long as there is a McDonalds next door, you can play for hours. Duuuuuude, I just made a double bogie, hell yeah.
frappefort
3,994 Posts Fri, Feb 17 2012 7:42 PM
this is some of the most fun i had reading post .......thank God we can laugh at ourselfs now and then, of to Mc Donald ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

drmoose
3,507 Posts

Wed, Feb 22 2012 6:17 PM

Dear andyson, After careful consideration I would like to submit my application for resident poet of the WGT Enqirer as i feel I may be possessed, er, embalmed, er, ordained, ooops, capable of bringing forth a hugh, hughymon- gussy type of frivolity to your masses of readers.
Respectfully,
Doc
TrufflIE
524 Posts Wed, Feb 22 2012 11:35 PM
Hmmm...
This is the official theme song of all the people who bump posts that have been looong gone....
3 days is a long time on wgt... It's equivalent to 3 rounds a day, which is equivalent to about... 45 missed putts and 30something words I'm not going to post here, as we have ladies present (Hi Lizzie)

back on topic...
Post Bumper's Official Theme Song

hey Ren... why are you in this video??????
IvaThongon
932 Posts Thu, Feb 23 2012 1:51 PM

TrufflIE:

Post Bumper's Official Theme Song

That video officially made my entire week! Thanks! LMAO
frappefort
3,994 Posts Thu, Feb 23 2012 6:58 PM

IvaThongon:

TrufflIE:

Post Bumper's Official Theme Song

That video officially made my entire week! Thanks! LMAO

same ,i could not sit still ,good dancing music, TY
andyson
6,415 Posts Sat, Dec 7 2013 5:35 PM

andyson:

#7 Tickle Me Esssy
This WGT Special Edition features lots of lols lol, Tickle his ribs and he'll say the most amazing things only he can understand! lol

Manufacturer Recalls Tickle Me Esssy Doll Due to Malfunction

Consumers should stop using this product unless otherwise instructed.
Even though the Tickle Me Esssy Doll has been turned off, it continues to make little peeps, squeeks, gurgles and says the occasional bad word.
opyeuclid
6,660 Posts Sat, Dec 7 2013 5:43 PM
So ,, some small parts my fall off and be a choking hazard for small children ?
iaaR ( R ) ft
andyson
6,415 Posts Sat, Dec 7 2013 5:57 PM
No hazard to small children has been reported. Although some might consider stumbling about in the dark looking for those odd noises in the middle of the night a hazard.
opyeuclid
6,660 Posts Sat, Dec 7 2013 6:18 PM
I put mine on Ebay last year ,, It was freaking my cat out ,, I had 3 offers for cash to keep it .
hpurey
11,505 Posts Sat, Dec 7 2013 6:27 PM
WOW, hard to believe it has been over 2 years since the creation of this thread. What a great trip down memory lane.

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alanti
10,563 Posts

Sun, Dec 8 2013 2:25 AM

LMAO. and a brilliant festive Enquirer edition.
My favorite is the driving range - I used to practice a lot at a course in Hong Kong - Discovery Bay Golf Club, where you would hit floating balls into a lake. The balls were then scooped up by an old guy in a tinnie (aluminum boat).
You would keep hitting with him rowing around - hit the boat and a horrendous sound rang out - followed by an irate staff member swearing in Cantonese (my Cantonese was limited to expletives).
And before the health and safety advocates start complaining, he did wear a hard wide brimmed hat - for HK that was quite progressive considering the builders playing Tarzan on bamboo scaffold 100 floors up.
duffer19
3,670 Posts Sun, Dec 8 2013 8:15 AM
hahaha, Lizzy Rozetti silly putting - nobody rolls like lizzy - that edition is def worth framing
classic -tx 'son - and ren looked so young.......and plush back in the day
ZioMio
4,680 Posts Sun, Dec 8 2013 8:39 PM
I wasn' here when this first came out .. thanks for bringing it back. Funny stuff Andy.
BlimpAd.swf
dandycap
1,786 Posts Tue, Dec 10 2013 5:38 PM
~~~~~~ bump ~~~~~~ -- just dandy
renniw52
5,385 Posts Tue, Dec 10 2013 7:48 PM
young and plush, geeeeze, I may not be as young but I am still plush with loveable gray nutz still included. And 3 years dumber on WGT. Mr. Andy still has it going on, pure genius with his wit and computable talents and what nots.
Beryman
9,033 Posts Fri, Dec 13 2013 4:02 PM
love it !!! .... what a hoot lol