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WGT National Enquirer Comic Caption Contest Nov. 2012
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WGT National Enquirer Comic Caption Contest Nov. 2012
by Paul Sun 11 Dec 2022, 6:39 am
WGT National Enquirer Comic Caption Contest Nov. 2012
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You know your going to get ribbed big time Pizza, lol. All in good humour my man.
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 |   | andyson 6,415 Posts | Wed, Nov 14 2012 8:52 AM |
- Here's your chance to contribute to the next WGT National Enquirer!
With the introduction of the Posting Guidelines there's been some lighthearted banter and humor regarding the Forum Police and Forum Police Car. Hence the topic of this Caption Contest as well is our "Forum Police". Anyone old enough to remember the old, old US TV show "Car 54 Where Are You?" will recognize the photo. Those interested can visit a Wikipedia site about the show.
Post here, on this thread, what you think the officers in the photo below were talking about, or even what the car police radio was saying (optional, not required).
The best entry will be featured on the cover of the next Enquirer and will receive a sleeve of balls graciously donated by Opyeuclid!
The deadline for submissions is Monday November 19th at 11:59:59 PM Pacific Standard Time.
Entries will be judged by me on originality, relevancy, and humor. Multiple entries are allowed. Campaigning is allowed. The only thing not allowed really is changing the photo below.
Decision of the judges is final mostly. And we reserve editorial right to modify your entry to fit the bubble, etc. Please check the Posting Guidelines before making your entry. ;o)
Let's see 'em people!
Example:
Officer Pizza: Headquarters, that Andyson fella is posting about sticky stuff on the forum. Is that allowed? Over!
Headquarters: Did you say sticky stuff? Over!
Officer Icon: Whoa! This oughta be good. Wait until Chief Nelson hears about THAT! I think I just cleared my cache!
Officer Right: We have a Code Red on the chat with MRWGT thread.
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 9:03 AM
Officer Left: What shall we do Chad?
Chad on radio: Deny everything, repeat, deny everything.
Pizza: Gee this new pepperoni applicator device is working so good! Lookit my chins!
Lyrac
177 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 9:06 AM
Icon: Give me that thang. and take this wheel back
HQ: ahhh now hear this, now hear this, would all personnel report to olympic # 10, we have a ball clearing the trees in progress, repeat ball clearing trees at Olympic # 10 all officers respond soonest
Icon: No we aint. no one never cleared no trees on my watch
Pizza: huh? munch munch
HQ Radio: Attention all cars, Attention all cars, multiple troll sightings reported on the forums!
sixkiller
1,147 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 9:31 AM
Pizza: Jeez, some days its just SO hard to stay classy!
Icon: We will round up the usual suspects and uber slap hell out of em!
opyeuclid
6,665 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 9:41 AM 
andyson:
donated by Opy
The legend Balls are locked for me to Gift , But I will find a way to get them if need be .
( Icon , Pizza , If the winner wants Legend balls Will you work with me to make it happen Please )
And even them 650 balls will be up for grab,s
Thank you Andyson for letting me be part of this and giving back to the community .
OPY iaaRft
You're a good man Opy!andyson
6,415 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 9:55 AM
Thank you for giving back!
Thanks Andy, I have missed these little forays into WGT humor. I am working on a couple more posts in this one.sixkiller
1,147 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 10:32 AM
Chad on Radio: HQ to Car 54, where are you?TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 10:41 AM
Pizza: Did he say a 54? Who scored that?
Icon: I dont know, but lets ramp up the VEM.
WGTpizza
1,656 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 10:42 AM sixkiller:
Thanks Andy, I have missed these little forays into WGT humor. I am working on a couple more posts in this one.
I'm glad everyone is able to keep a positive outlook. I love this thread! Thank you, Andyson, and everyone involved. Humor is important for perspective, I can't wait to see your contribution, sixkiller
Stay Hilarious,
-WGTpizza
The new system for Chat with Chad fails miserably, and WGT are forced to use the old system. Confusion rains.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 10:53 AM
Chad On Radio: (fzzzt) We are working on fixing the bugs in the game(crackle).
Pizza relays message: (err) We are looking at fleecing more Mugs in the game..
Icon: You sure it wasnt " We are looking at more ways to fleecing those Mugs?".
 |   | TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts | Wed, Nov 14 2012 10:54 AM |
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- TWOMINUSONE:
You know your going to get ribbed big time Pizza, lol. All in good humour my man.
Believe me, when I decided to postpone the chat, I put my helmet on. I totally deserve the ribbing, well played sir
Stay classy,
-WGTpizza
WGTpizza : headquater, we are on location ,we dont see no whiners ,no suspect ,,no probleme here. Headquater: keep up your excelent work officers. WGTicon : you think they bought it Pizz.
frappefort
3,994 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:06 AM
LMAO, brilliant Frap.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:07 AM
Pizza: Great tactics Chad. They are all loving the US Open Flashback thingy. Now we can totally cancel that chat and screw with their clubs.
bfghd
1,321 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:11 AM
Chad: Thanks guys. Wait, hold up... Someone is about to shoot a 50 in that gosh dang tourney, make sure he lips out for no apparent reason!
Icon: We're on it sir! (evil grin)
WGTpizza: Headquaters, i have located the missing balls Headquaters: Good keep your hand on it . WGTicon : yes ,keep your hand on it for a bit longer Pleasefrappefort
3,994 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:13 AM 
hpurey
11,505 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:16 AM 
Icon: HQ, this is Icon, we made it........ Over.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:19 AM
Chad on Radio: Good work Icon, how bout you Pizza.....Over?
Pizza: Not me Sir, i landed right in it.
Pizza: Pizza to HQ, we have a problem here!
sixkiller
1,147 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:25 AM
HQ radio: More bitching about the Mr WGT chat?
icon: Yes sir, can I just ban a few trolls, PALEEEZE!
Pizza: We got a situation over in Langley.
zagraniczniak
1,984 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:27 AM
Radio: The latest post is "Paula, I miss you dinging my putz."
Icon: Seems the WGT forums are the last place some folks can get any privacy!
 | | filmslayer 2,340 Posts | Wed, Nov 14 2012 11:27 AM |
- pizza : oh my ! the masses are revolting !!!
Icon : what do we do ? WHAT DO WE DO ???
over the radio : standard reply , i repeat , standard reply ... clear your cache and try another browser ....
WGTpizza: Headquatres we have all the usual suspect in sight,advise us on our next mouve.frappefort
3,994 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:32 AM
Headquater: proced, start arresting the cheaters .
WGTicon: officer pizza lets go have coffee first ,we will get them later like next week .
Pizza: Go ahead Icon, its your turn, tell him.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:37 AM
Icon: Sir, posting guidelines have been breached again. waiting for instructions.
Chad on radio: Who was it this time, them or us?
WGTicon (left): We're getting a lot of complaints about VEM boss
Ffudd
2,541 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:43 AM
WGTPizza (right): VEM . . . is that like Vegemite ? Not classy !
HQ (radio): Erm yeah that's right Pizza - we'll let you explain this oneTWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:51 AM
WGTPizza (right): Yep, thats him, Same address too.
WGTicon (left): Confirmed Sir, multi accounter spotted at same address. What next?
Chad(radio): Why are you guys outside my home?
WGTpizza: Headquaters,we have located the wedge, hole maker of greens player .frappefort
3,994 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:52 AM
Headquaters: good work ,go see him give him a warning.
WGTicon: ok lets be classy , lets give him 3 X black golf ball.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:57 AM
WGTPizza (right): Ok, hes lining it up.....NOW.
WGTicon (left): NOW SIR, NOW.
Chad(radio): Mission accomplished guys, another ball back in the bank.
Headquaters this is officer Pizza ,we have located a big hairy player on St-An. Headquaters: we are sending Capt Yancycan to help in the arrest . WGTicon ,better call my wife and tell her to leave St-An right now and shave soon has she gets home . frappefort
3,994 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:58 AM TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 12:01 PM
WGTPizza (right): Jaysus, hes got another 1.
WGTicon (left): Sir, Twominusone has got another 1.
Chad(radio): Well cut him off ASAP.
Thats me for a while, my head hurts, lol.
Last one for a while. WGTpizza: headquaters we need back up send ASAP. Headquaters: 10-4 we are comming ASAP. WGTicon: its been 7 houres ,they must of got lost.frappefort
3,994 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 12:27 PM
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 | | opyeuclid 6,666 Posts | Wed, Nov 14 2012 1:33 PM |
- Radio : Cart 54 we have a code 714
Pizza : Is that a muliti accounter ?
Icon : No , that means pick up a Big Mac and a Diet Coke for Chad .
OPY iaaRft
HQ: "Ok you two, how can we maximize profits and appear to care about our customers ?"
drmoose
3,508 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 2:30 PM
Pizza: "Ooo, ooo, I know, keep it classy ? "
Icon: "Uh, give them guidelines and patrol the forums ? "
Pizza: "Ooo, ooo, 488 in progress, Kiawah #2 ! "
Icon: "Perps appear to be stealing balls from customers ! "
HQ: "That's us you idiots ! Um, move on folks , nothing to see here . "
Pizza: "Ooo, ooo, how come all we get is this stupid cop car ? "
Icon: " Yeah, while Chad gets to ride in a mini copter ? "
HQ: "DO NOT QUESTION THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL OZ !!! "
Pizza: "Ooo, ooo, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Icon !"
Icon: "Car 54 requesting backup, angry villagers appoaching! "
HQ: "Just follow the road paved in gold. "
Doc
Radio : Be on the look out for one AKA opyeuclid . He is selling Cheat codes out of the Tin Cup Diner opyeuclid
6,666 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 2:43 PM
Pizza : We sold them codes to opy to make some extra $
Icon : We will just have to get to him first .
OPY iaaRft
Phone cameras are great!
andyson
6,415 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 2:59 PM 
Great stuff 2 -1 & frapp!
Pizza: czzzzt pffffft kischhhhhhhhhh over
LizzieRossetti
1,545 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 3:07 PM
Head shed: Whut?
Ike: Dat jus aint classy man. Overr
Head shed: Classy? I told that fool to stay SASSY. Geeze leweeze. Over
Lizziexx-
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 3:42 PM
LMAO, cheers Andy. Think that list is real, my first 2 holes after these posts where bogies, lol. Shhh, i didnt say that. andyson:
Phone cameras are great!
Great stuff 2 -1 & frapp!
One of them : I had a good Sunday , Went to Church . opyeuclid
6,666 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 3:57 PM
The other one : I downloaded Porn all day .
Radio : Take your finger off the button on the Mic , We can all hear you .
OPY iaaRft
HQ radio: Car 54! we are flooded with reports of cheaters, meter glitches, ball stealing, and general whining and bitching!!! sixkiller
1,147 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 7:54 PM
Pizza: HO HUM, what else is new? Oh..er..um..Stay Classy!
Icon: OMG! Your joking! This never happens! Can we go get donuts now?
Officer Pizza: we did are investigation, i report a tremendus loss of balls on P,Beach. Headquaters: ask officer icon what he thinks . Officer icon we have to introduce this courses to WGT players, lots of revenus a raise maybee,
frappefort
3,994 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 8:18 PM
HQ Radio: Attention all cars, attention all cars. Signal sixty sex. Be On the Lookout for suspicious activity in the Forum Heights district.
josephk2317
873 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 8:45 PM
Left Cop: What's going on dispatch?
HQ Radio: Apparently someone is impersonating as a voluptuous female in a red string bikini. And trying to coerce innocent bystanders to gift them balls from the Pro Shop. Apprehend this suspect immediately for having a deceiving picture on their profile.
Right Cop: I thought I caught a glimpse of my neighbors husband running around the house yesterday in a red string bikini.
| | | frappefort 3,994 Posts | Wed, Nov 14 2012 9:57 PM |
- officer pizza: headquaters we have a T Pro in sight: Headquaters: give us a description . Officer icon : The T Pro wearing a skirt ,blouse ....and a moustache and smoking a cigar .
inthedr1nk
28 PostsWed, Nov 14 2012 11:25 PM 
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 2:30 AM
WGTicon (left): WGT HQ, we got a 211 in progress at RSG B9.
WGTPizza (right): Ooooh, Classy Icon, liking it.
HQ (radio): Err, repeat that 54.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 2:37 AM
WGTPizza (right): What exactly are we doing here Icon?
WGTicon (left): I Dunno, Lets ask Chad.
Chad (radio): Your screwing it all up, thats what your doing.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 2:41 AM
WGT forums and Guidlines get a pounding. Icon and Pizza cant handle it anymore.
WGTPizza (right): We need back up......NOW
WGTicon (left): HQ, we need that back up ASAP.
Chad (radio): What the hell are we paying you guys for?
WGTpizza (left): We've got lots of Hacks shooting 30 at KiawahFfudd
2,541 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 2:44 AM
HQ (radio): Sandbaggers confirmed, Tier them up !
WGTicon (right): Erm . . . we already did, that's why they are Hacks againTWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 2:46 AM
WGTPizza (right): So, we are releasing this new golf bag now, eh?
WGTicon (left): Yup, and us 2 have to face the flak.
Chad (radio): Be strong Car 54, may God be with you both.
Chad (radio): Car 54, where are you?TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 3:00 AM
WGTPizza (right): Err, 3 blocks past the suspects home Sir, We shot past the ding line.
WGTicon (left): God dam it, we forgot to turn off the VEM again.
Ffudd
2,541 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 3:11 AM
WGTpizza (left): OK we're good to go boss, Twitch.tv test take two
HQ (radio): . . crackle . . hiss . . pop . . clear your cache . . crackle
WGTicon (right): Doh ! Let's hope they blame Pizza again !
Base: Car 54 - 'Bagger' Alert
mara43
1,674 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 4:04 AM
Icon: Hand bag snatcher?
Pizza: No dummy, Credits robber...!
 | | borntobesting 9,456 Posts | Thu, Nov 15 2012 4:45 AM |
- Icon: Chad we have the Twixt now what are we supposed to do/
Chad from radio: It's Twixtv not the cookie!
Pizza: I told you Icon. God can't you think of anything but food??? Ffudd
2,541 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 4:59 AM
WGTpizza (left): These WGT lollies are gonna sell like hot cakes
HQ (radio): Will you stop eating man, look at the state of you !
WGTicon (right): He ate mine too boss !
WigerToods2010
8,252 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 7:12 AM 
:O)
officerpizza : we have followed the suspect to a Subway restaurent. Headquaters: when he comes out arrest him . officericon : to late when we got to him he gave is gift subway card to a man with a WGT jacket,no evidence left Sir.frappefort
3,994 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 10:05 AM
Somewhere, in the not too distant future, faithful employees Pizza and Icon patrol the now empty forums after the mass exodus of angry villagers stays away in droves...drmoose
3,508 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 10:11 AM
HQ: "Revenue boys ! " 'We need revenue !" "Roll a couple old ladies or something !"
Pizza: "Ooo,ooo, brother can you spare a dime?"
Icon: "I wonder if Walmart is hiring ?"
officerpizza: we are watching two man,on the golf course one with a camera the other keep saying i am Yancy Headquaters :Keep watching and report. Officericon sir they are being watch by a enormous ape like creature. This one just for fun 10 minutes latter officerpizza: we are seing them 3 suspect go in the woods headquaters ; keep us informe of there next mouve. officericon: sir two of them are coming out of the woods ,its the guy saying i am Yancy,hand in hand with the sachquash ,,,, my god they are doing it on the 18 sirfrappefort
3,994 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 10:14 AM TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 3:14 PM
Chad (radio): Icon, Pizza, can i have the guideline stats please?
WGTPizza (right): I gave out 27 denials, 16 warnings, and banned 2 of them Sir.
WGTicon (left): Err, im not sure here Boss, i just copied and pasted "Clear your Cache" over and over again.
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 3:24 PM
Chad (radio): Ok Guys, new Guidelines are up. Good Luck.
WGTPizza (right): Do we get a raise for this Boss?
WGTicon (left): Sure we are, The new MAX gear will cover it.
Base: 'anything else..?'mara43
1,674 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 3:32 PM
Icon: 'eh....extra pickles & more Mio...'
Pizza: 'eh...pepperoni & a Milfshake...'
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 3:42 PM
WGTPizza (right): Chad, our dashboard just lit up like a Christmas tree.
WGTicon (left): Wow, we got it coming big right now Sir.
Chad (radio): Easy fellas, thats just the profit indicators.
| | | TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts | Thu, Nov 15 2012 3:55 PM |
- Chad (radio): Icon, Pizza, you know what to do.
WGTicon (left): (sigh) Here we go again, buckle up Pizza.
WGTPizza (right): Yeeeehaaaa, lets rock.
HQ radio: We have some mook in here complaining that his approach on St. A. #1 hit into the burn, bounced straight into the cup, then bounced back into the burn, he wants his ball back!sixkiller
1,147 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 4:04 PM
Pizza: Well he got lucky on the first bounce, I think its a wash.
Icon: Tell him when it happens again to save a replay and file a detailed bug report, he he.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 4:05 PM
The WGT folks get hungry while on Guideline patrol, and strike up conversation about food.
Chad (radio): My favourite would be Lobster Ravioli.
WGTPizza (right): Niiice, but i love me a good old Steak and fries.
WGTicon (left): Me, i just love Pizza. (ahem).
Remember folks, all in jest.
WGTpizza
1,656 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 4:15 PM TWOMINUSONE:
WGTicon (left): Me, i just love Pizza. (ahem).
Oh, Icon, I always knew you would confess your love for me some day!
Stay classy,
-WGTpizza
HQ: *All units report back to base. We have a massive angry mob approaching us.bfghd
1,321 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 4:22 PM
Icon: Right away sir!
Pizza: NOOOOOOOOO! We can't blow doughnut day!!!!!!
Radio : Cart 54 ,, Choppography just posted Practice Feature Fixed in product suggestions .opyeuclid
6,666 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 5:21 PM
Pizza : We need to close that thread Down .
Icon : Ya , we want the players to think that was WGT,s idea .
OPY iaaRft
Don't let Iconian know..... he hejosephk2317
873 PostsThu, Nov 15 2012 11:35 PM TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 1:26 AM WGTpizza:TWOMINUSONE:
WGTicon (left): Me, i just love Pizza. (ahem).
Oh, Icon, I always knew you would confess your love for me some day!
Stay classy,
-WGTpizza
LOL, good on Ya Pizza.
Officer pizza: Headquaters we been here 8 hours nothing to report Headquaters:People are whining, crying, some bicthing, on the phone,do your job. Officer icon ,well pizza we better start moderating the crowds soon .frappefort
3,994 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 1:38 AM TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 1:48 AM
WGTicon (left): We havent banned anyone for guideline abuse yet, have we?
WGTPizza (right): Nope. Sir, requesting permission to ban somebody.
Chad (radio): Ok fellas, permission granted. Make it look good though.
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| | | frappefort 3,994 Posts | Fri, Nov 16 2012 2:39 AM |
- officerpizza: we have the french man in sight walking with a stick Headquaters : proced with caution be Carefull is name is frappefort . Officer icon : i am not going after a man with a golf club in is hand,Pizza lets go back to sleep .
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 8:04 AM
WGTPizza (left): Pizza to HQ, all is quiet on the forums today. Awaiting instructions HQ.
Chad (radio): This is HQ, Great work Pizza. Proceed.
WGTIcon (right): He bought it, ok, which course and settings do you want?
Pizza: HQ,we have the suspect,in front of us. HQ:what is the suspect doing. Icon: man dressed in red white beard ,giving WGT ciment ball to all ........WOW Pizza thats cheep.frappefort
3,994 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 11:43 AM 
YankeeJim
25,827 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 11:50 AM frappefort:
Pizza: HQ,we have the suspect,in front of us. HQ:what is the suspect doing. Icon: man dressed in red white beard ,giving WGT ciment ball to all ........WOW Pizza thats cheep.
LOL. You go from barely being able to communicate because of the French (forget how you always say it,) the new forum guidelines come out and you drop that famous avatar and now you've become quite the funnyman. Who are you and what did you do with my buddy François? :-D
Pizza: all the lake are flooding on the courses...Icon is coming back, he went to check one . HQ: officer icon report your findings.. Icon:HQ, Pizza, well it seems there are so many golf balls in the lakes, that the water has risen .frappefort
3,994 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 11:59 AM opyeuclid
6,666 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 7:26 PM andyson:
balls graciously donated by Opyeuclid!
Cmon People , 3 days to go .
If you want my balls you have to earn them .
? Some how, That did not sound right . But you all understand '
Guess I should have done fiished my 3rd year of the 6th grade english ,
Sorry .
OPY iaaRft
Officer Pizza: we have an uprising over here, Gee, i just wanted to give parking tickets.............HD: Get yourself together now officers,its just a crowd of WGT whining. Officer Icon:and i just wanted to have an easy good paying job , typing you know:(frappefort
3,994 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 8:56 PM
Last one for tonight , it made me smile. Officer Pizza: HQ we have been here 5 hours ,Geezzz, Icon they are not answering at HQ officer Icon :let me try this is officer Icon are you there HQ........... HQ: HELLO,..... HELLO, this is the cleaning lady at HQ,there is noboday here they all went on vacation.frappefort
3,994 PostsFri, Nov 16 2012 9:12 PM
WGTpizza (left): Code Yellow under control, we're on our way back to HQFfudd
2,541 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 1:30 AM
HQ (radio): Negative on the Code Yellow, it's a Code Red repeat Code Red
WGTicon (right): He wants ketchup instead of mustard ? Why doesn't he give us this information in advance ?TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 1:54 AM
WGTpizza (left): 1+1 is 2, 2+2 is 4, 4+4 is..............
HQ (radio): HQ to car 54, is everything ok there?
WGTicon (right): Yes Sir, thats just Pizza adding up the total Bans today Sir.
| | | TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts | Sat, Nov 17 2012 2:01 AM |
- WGTicon (right): HQ, we got a member posting some truths in the forums, Ban in progress.
HQ (radio): Negative Car 54, did we check with Tech staff first?
WGTpizza (left): No Sir, but do we have to?
-
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 2:04 AM
HQ (radio): Car 54, Car 54, Come in Car 54.
WGTicon (Left): About time Sir, been here all day.
WGTpizza (Right): I think he meant you to reply Icon.
Ffudd
2,541 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 2:25 AM
WGTpizza (left): I think we have solved the sandbagger problem boss
HQ (radio): Great work guys how did you manage it ?
WGTicon (right): With all the new "naturals" this week the sandbaggers won't stand a chanceTWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 2:40 AM
WGTicon (Left): Sir, the suspect is Tee'ing off on the 1st Hole at RSG.
HQ (radio): Wait until he putts out on the 18th boys, then hit him with the Timer out Warning.
WGTpizza (Right): (Thinking) Here comes another whine for me to deal with.
HQ: Car 54 you have a problem?borntobesting
9,456 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 2:47 AM
WGTICon:Yes sir Pizza looks very strange and doesn't seem to know who I am
WGTPizza: What are you talking about Toody?TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 2:51 AM
WGTicon (Right): Man, ive never seen so many baggers, multi accounters, and trolls in the same place before.
WGTpizza (Left): Confirmed Sir, all suspects rounded up.
HQ (radio): SUSPECTS? These are our best guys. Now go screw everyone else up. Thats an order.
Ffudd
2,541 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 2:58 AM
WGTpizza (left): Come in HQ, Icon has a problem
WGTicon (right): Everything looks black and white and grainy - I think I've been Tru-Golfed
HQ (radio): Yeah sorry, we couldn't afford HD moderators
WGTpizza (left): The plan's working boss, lots of people are taking the P out of us Ffudd
2,541 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 3:26 AM
WGTicon (right): With Andyson's help we've got them all together in one thread
HQ (radio): Excellent, wait till it gets to 10 pages long then ban 'em all !TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 5:52 AM
WGTicon (right): Awwww, come on. Somebody give us a reason to ban you.
WGTpizza (left): Car 54 to HQ. Sir, the members aint taking the bait.
HQ (radio): HQ to Car 54. Return to base. We need to rework this again.
HQ radio: You boys need to high tail it over Oakmont, have report of someone beating a dead horse about the greens.sixkiller
1,147 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 8:45 AM
Pizza: I'LL call the SPCA!- Icon: Mmmmm, horse meat!
| | | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Sat, Nov 17 2012 11:43 AM |
- HQ radio: OK men, we have multiple reports of multi's complaining about baggers, whining about cheaters, who are pissed about Hacks with 58 averages, you have to do something ASAP!
Pizza: And this is a problem?
Icon: Screw it, I'm gonna take a nap!
officerpizza: HQ we have been here 8 hours, we need replacement, our diapers need changing. HQ: we told you officers, that this job was not going to be easy ,so live with your diapers full off caca. officericon : well pzza,i guess *** appens .frappefort
3,994 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 12:22 PM
Officer Pizza: Did you see that one players friends list:
renniw52
5,385 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 12:46 PM
Chad: Oh yeah, the land of a thousand G-Strings, isn't her name--
Officer Icon: Boss Boss, no names remember.
Officer Pizza: Renniw52 is up by 3 in an AS game.
Officer Icon: Roger that, VEM activated.
Chad: Just a little Icon, that guy spends a hell of a lot of money on here.
Officer Pizza: Is that Francois wearing high heels?
Officer Icon: What in the hell is he doing?
Chad: Easy guys, the box said spikes, you know how his English is.
I had to do it my friend, sorry.
Lmao ,,, good one Renniw,frappefort
3,994 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 3:06 PM
last one for tonight HQ: Car 54 ....Car 54 <<<<< do you copy !!!!! .......... Officerpizza :HQ we copy ,working the new computer system in the car ..sir over ............. officericon : pizz you think , HQ will find out we are paying golf on WGTfrappefort
3,994 PostsSat, Nov 17 2012 9:56 PM
HQ: Car 54, what seems to be the problem?bfghd
1,321 PostsSun, Nov 18 2012 7:57 AM
Icon: Well sir, there are no riots or un-happy people at the moment.
HQ: Hmmm, that is a problem.... Send Pizza out and get people angry!
Pizza: I'm on it sir, errrr ma'am!Ffudd
2,541 PostsSun, Nov 18 2012 10:28 AM
WGTpizza (left): How come I write all these well constructed classy replies and Icon gets away with "Clear your cache" ?
HQ (radio): Because you get paid by the inch Pizza
WGTicon (right): Yuch ! Like a male prostitute !
pizza: HQ,we still have nothing to report ,we have a few hours left ,on watch.. HQ: good work officers keep up the good work controling the players... Icon: been to quiet Pizza , sure we are at the rigth place the last 3 days, oups....... i check something ,,,,,, Pizza we been on the wrong street all this time .frappefort
3,994 PostsSun, Nov 18 2012 12:23 PM
Pizza:HQ i still have them balls in my hand. HQ: dont let go, we need evidence . Icon: TY, HQ its been the best 3 days of my life, humm nice pizza a bit to the left now TY.frappefort
3,994 PostsSun, Nov 18 2012 12:29 PM
last one from me i think ..... Officerpizza; Icon look at all them people fighting its crazy,,,, HQ: Car 54 repport ,we are getting calls, they say people are fighting...... OfficerIcon : Nothing to report here HQ,all is quiet Roger,over and out ..................lets hide in the car some more pizz.frappefort
3,994 PostsSun, Nov 18 2012 2:48 PM
| | | opyeuclid 6,666 Posts | Sun, Nov 18 2012 3:10 PM |
- Radio : Cart 54 , HQ will close down the 21st thru the 25th for the holiday with pay, And you two will be on your own .
Pizza : I am going to go crazy with the banning .
Icon : I am going to go crazy stuck with pizza all weekend .
OPY iaaRft
Radio : Cart 54 , The word is out , OPY will be gifting balls to the winner and another lucky player .opyeuclid
6,666 PostsSun, Nov 18 2012 5:49 PM
Pizza ; Boy ,, That opy is a nice guy .
Icon : I want to know who,s golf bag that Reformed Troll went thru to get the balls to gift in the first place .
OPY iaaRft
haha!
SHRUDE
5,835 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 12:39 AM
You guys cracking me up!
WGTicon (right): Andysons Caption contest finishes today, Huh?TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:05 AM
WGTpizza (left): Yup. HQ, we have a member getting a free set of balls, please advise.
HQ (radio): Car 54, wait until the transfer has been done before you take them down.
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:25 AM
WGTicon (right): So this new Guideline thing isnt working then?
WGTpizza (left): Err, i think it is Icon, we have everything under hand.
HQ (radio): Dont say that too loud in the forums Pizza.
WGTicon (right): 70 new threads since the Guidelines came out, and not 1 ban.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:25 AM
WGTpizza (left): Yeah, what are we doing wrong?
HQ (radio): Relax Guys, the members are cleverer than we thought.
WGTicon (right): Why the heck have you banned me from the forums Pizza?TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:25 AM
WGTpizza (left): You broke the rules man. HQ, tell him why.
HQ (radio): Thats correct Icon, Your spamming the forums with the same old story every time.Ffudd
2,541 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:31 AM
WGTpizza (left): Kiawah 13, 12mph side wind, he's aiming at the water . . .
HQ (radio): VEM enabled, wind effect nullified
WGTicon (right): Ooh that was a Nike, he's gonna use capital letters !
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:47 AM
HQ (radio): Car 54, we are in a level 5 VEM state, are you ready.
WGTpizza (left): Bring it on, yeehaaaa.
WGTicon (right): (Thinking) There goes my chances of Employee of the month again.
Officer Pizza: Headquarters, I've got that bent shaft in my hand that we're gonna put on all the clubs to mess with the players here on WGT.
oldmanhacker
47 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 5:26 AM
Headquarters: Shut up, you idiot! Don't broadcast that over the radio! Let go of it and be quiet!
Officer Icon: Ooooo....Pizza...not yet......oooooo yeah!!!!
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| | | frappefort 3,994 Posts | Mon, Nov 19 2012 2:40 PM |
- OfficerPizza: HQ, we have done a good job,the last 5 days on WGT lots has changed Roger . HQ: 10-4, Verry good job guys today the 19, will be remembered ,again great job guys. OfficerIcon: Pizz,i still don,t know how we got the sashquash,to play golf,and how we got Yancy to hide in the bush,we are great .END LOL, WGTPizza and WGTIcon no direspect on my part ,just my sence of humor....to put a smile sometimes on members faces :)Hope you dont moderate me now ,you are good sports if all the post did put a smile also on your faces. OVER and OUT for me Francois (Frapp) PS: Congrats on the winning Post so many to pick from .
WGTpizza
1,656 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:10 PM frappefort:
LOL, WGTPizza and WGTIcon no direspect on my part ,just my sence of humor....to put a smile sometimes on members faces :)Hope you dont moderate me now ,you are good sports if all the post did put a smile also on your faces.
No disrespect taken, Frap! It's all in good fun, and definitely puts a smile on my face
I love these threads! Keep them coming, Andyson. This has been a fun thread to watch, I can't wait to see the winner on the cover :D
Stay classy,
-WGTpizzaopyeuclid
6,666 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:23 PM frappefort:
Congrats on the winning Post so many to pick from .
So many to pick from is right . I would like to say that with Fun threads like this WE ALL win !
OPY iaaRft
Good luck folks, i had a blast doing this as always. Until the next time, lol.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:31 PM
OPY , i agree, it makes me come back on my feet ,and laugh at myself , makes me thinks, that this is a virtuel Golf game ,why take it so serious sometime , we have fun, we all win > TY Andy i needed your thread and all that was postedfrappefort
3,994 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:36 PM ...And TY WGTPizza ,WGTIcon for playing along .
Another masterpiece.renniw52
5,385 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:40 PM TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 3:56 PM frappefort:
OPY , i agree, it makes me come back on my feet ,and laugh at myself , makes me thinks, that this is a virtuel Golf game ,why take it so serious sometime , we have fun, we all win > TY Andy i needed your thread and all that was posted ...And TY WGTPizza ,WGTIcon for playing along .
+1
Radio : Cart 54 , why did you let Andyson Get away with this .opyeuclid
6,666 PostsMon, Nov 19 2012 6:13 PM
Pizza : It was good clean FUN .
Icon : Nothing to add here Sir .
OPY
LMAO!! That was fun!andyson
6,415 PostsTue, Nov 20 2012 8:38 AM
Thank you all for participating and your great captions!! 12 pages full!!
As usual, it was difficult picking only one entry.
Frappefort's "You think they bought it?" entry is the winner! It was a perfect fit for that photo!
Thanks and congrats mon ami Frank! OPY will follow up with you regarding your prize sleeve of balls.
The Enquirer Special Report, featuring the winning entry, will be published very soon.
Andy
Thank you Andy . And I think that I speak for every one who played along .opyeuclid
6,666 PostsTue, Nov 20 2012 9:20 AM
OPY iaaRft
| | | WGTpizza 1,656 Posts | Tue, Nov 20 2012 9:42 AM |
- opyeuclid:
Thank you Andy . And I think that I speak for every one who played along .
OPY iaaRft
Well done, Andy and congrats to Frap!
This thread was indeed fun.... isn't that why we're all here? Let's have some more fun
Stay classy,
-WGTpizza
Well done Frapp, the kind of person i would love to have a beer with someday, lol. You would have me in stitches my man.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsTue, Nov 20 2012 10:54 AM
i just got up ...... wow i am proud , i am so glad that i have participated ,i will in the future participate in any funny Thread,i shoud thank you all for making me smile ,i realy feel that i am part of this great community . TY Andy,OPY, Twominusone and every one that participated,,,,,, to many to mention . I think Andy your National Enquirer Comic Caption is a hit , and will only get funnier has time goes by ,Its part of WGT Furniture now ......... Again ty vm Allfrappefort
3,994 PostsTue, Nov 20 2012 12:47 PM
Well done andyson ! Congrats to my northern neighbor Frap, and thanks to this contests' sponsor, Opy, for his generous donation. A good time was had by all. Docdrmoose
3,508 PostsWed, Nov 21 2012 3:47 AM
"Tree mobilized" Heh , heh.
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Cheers once again to Andy for another fun thread and big congrat's to Frap on being this month's winner.WigerToods2010
8,252 PostsWed, Nov 21 2012 3:54 AM
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