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The Golf Game
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The Golf Game
Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball.
It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap.
Moses then parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green.
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Jesus stepped up to the tee and hit the ball.
It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap.
Jesus just walked onto the water and chipped the ball onto the green.
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The old man stepped up to the tee and hit the ball.
It went sailing over the fairway and headed for the water trap.
But, just before it fell into the water, a fish jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth.
As the fish was falling back down into the water, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the fish in its claws.
The eagle flew over the green where a lightning bolt shot from the sky and barely missed it.
Startled, the eagle dropped the fish.
When the fish hit the ground, the ball popped out of its mouth and rolled into the hole for a hole-in-one.
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Jesus then turned to the old man and said:
"Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
Paul
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