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Its Braille for "suck here".
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A middle-aged man had an obsession with women's breasts.
So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his
problem.
"I am going to do word association," explained the doctor.
"I am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing
that come to your mind."
"Oranges," said the doctor.
"Breasts," replied the patient.
"Apples."
"Breasts."
"Watermelons."
"Breasts."
"Wipers."
"Breasts," said the patient with the same reply.
"Wait a minute! I can see the connections between oranges,
apples, watermelons and breasts. But automobile's wipers?
Where is the connection?" asked the doctor.
"Easy...one on the left and one on the right!"
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One day there was a big lady swimming in the ocean by the beach.
Suddenly, she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that
no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked
over to her towel.
So she went, and nobody seemed to notice her as she approached
her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her and said,
"Hey, lady!"
"What?" asked the startled lady.
"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have
the one with the cute little brown nose."
Paul
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