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SUNDAY SHORTIES
Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist?
He got the sack.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year!
How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
What do women and police cars have in common?
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.
Paul
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